Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
I want this so fucking bad.
yo ladies if any dude ever tries 2 give u shit about anything just remember female tyrannosaurs were 10-30% bigger than males. if a male fucked up 65 million years ago he’d get his head bit off. 65 million years later u can still do the same fuckin thing. be a trex. eat any dude that ever gives u shit.
what did they call Cleopatra when she got to heaven and pretended she didn’t die from being bit on the titty by an asp
the queen of denial
i just got a death threat for making this pun